Ask Highbrow Maggie

Greetings and salutations from the Pit of Dis. I am Maggie, a woman of letters... at least, I want to be. One day. If Mother doesn't kill me first...

((This is an ask blog and RP blog for an alternate character interpretation of Maggie from The Binding of Isaac. Because why not?))
((M!A Status: Adult and male for a week.))
((Mood Status: Trying desperately to deal with the fact that people love her unconditionally and maternally, like a mother is supposed to))
((Items: Yum Heart, Holy Grail, Prayer Card))

Elizabeth: I just realised who those two are. They… at least, she… invented the technology that allows the city to float.Booker: Giant balloons?Elizabeth: Quantum particles, suspended in space-time at a fixed height.Booker: So… not giant balloons?

Those of you with long memories may recall the original trailer for Bioshock Infinite.
Wherein Columbia was held up by giant balloons.

Elizabeth: I just realised who those two are. They… at least, she… invented the technology that allows the city to float.
Booker: Giant balloons?
Elizabeth: Quantum particles, suspended in space-time at a fixed height.
Booker: So… not giant balloons?

Those of you with long memories may recall the original trailer for Bioshock Infinite.

Wherein Columbia was held up by giant balloons.

(Source: bisasam, via katinghost)

askthestrongestdragonpokemon:

pokemon-trainer-leon:

octaviathemusicpony:

the-sexy-anthro-friends:

goldensimisage:

ask—eevee:

ask-snorlax:


ask-lost-absol:
Rock Wish? What the hell does that get me?

(( trimmed it was crazy…
Fist Explosion…..sounds kinky))

dragon ball. aw ye

Normal Slash.

((Dragon Kick, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! :P ))

Poison attack sounds lame.

Mun: …. Rock Slap… I SLAP YOU WITH A CHUNK OF ROCK, MOTHERF*CKER!!!

Water Wave. Doesn’t sound too strong. Maybe it’ll be one of the basic attacks that a Water Type learns early on?

Wing Guard… hmm. I’m guessing a 50% chance to increase the defence of everyone on the team.

askthestrongestdragonpokemon:

pokemon-trainer-leon:

octaviathemusicpony:

the-sexy-anthro-friends:

goldensimisage:

ask—eevee:

ask-snorlax:

ask-lost-absol:

Rock Wish? What the hell does that get me?

(( trimmed it was crazy…

Fist Explosion…..sounds kinky))

dragon ball. aw ye

Normal Slash.

((Dragon Kick, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! :P ))

Poison attack sounds lame.

Mun: …. Rock Slap… I SLAP YOU WITH A CHUNK OF ROCK, MOTHERF*CKER!!!

Water Wave. Doesn’t sound too strong. Maybe it’ll be one of the basic attacks that a Water Type learns early on?

Wing Guard… hmm. I’m guessing a 50% chance to increase the defence of everyone on the team.

(Source: kiinrah)

askimmaculateeve-deactivated201 asked: "I missed you too!" she exclaimed and nuzzled back. "Like, loads!"

“Hehehe…” Maggie grinned and stroked Eve’s back, holding her close and savouring the warmth. “Love you, little sister. Also, I love your hair!”

thisismouseface asked: EEEEEE YAY WELCOME BACK!!! *flies at you into a squish hug*

*is besquisherated*

Missed you, Mousie. =]

askimmaculateeve-deactivated201 asked: And then Eve casually tackled Maggie to the ground in a tight embrace, planting small kisses all over her cheek. "Maggie!"

Maggie giggled and snuggled Eve back tight, stroking her sister’s back and nuzzling her neck. “Hey there, li’l sis. I missed you so much…”

Anonymous asked: Welcome back

“It’s good to be back, Anon.” Maggie sighed and sank onto her blanket. “It really is.”

latulasnasalcavities:

I am squinting at all of you.

((WHAT DID I DO?))

“… Mun, please.”

((Alright, alright. What did I do this time?))

prettyplussize:

aidyna1988

So, this is what Adult!Maggie looks like in my head now.
That’s a thing.
Fo reals.
Also I’m back.

prettyplussize:

aidyna1988

So, this is what Adult!Maggie looks like in my head now.

That’s a thing.

Fo reals.

Also I’m back.

(via thisismouseface)

thecrashcourse:

Slavery - Crash Course US History #13

In which John Green teaches you about America’s “peculiar institution,” slavery. I wouldn’t really call it peculiar. I’d lean more toward horrifying and depressing institution, but nobody asked me. John will talk about what life was like for a slave in the 19th century United States, and how slaves resisted oppression, to the degree that was possible. We’ll hear about cotton plantations, violent punishment of slaves, day to day slave life, and slave rebellions. Nat Turner, Harriet Tubman, and Whipped Peter all make an appearance. Slavery as an institution is arguably the darkest part of America’s history, and we’re still dealing with its aftermath 150 years after it ended.

I feel I should point out that “peculiar” does not mean what you think it means in this context. It didn’t mean strange or odd; it meant particular. So calling it America’s peculiar institution is just saying how endemic it was.

Which, it must be said, Britain was also at fault for.

Any POCs following me, I apologise on behalf of my nation and our history for the actions of British slavers. I can’t do anything else. I can’t make it right. I’m a middle-class white girl, I don’t really know suffering like that and I probably never can. So all I am able to do is say I’m sorry for the pain and degradation my people inflicted on yours, via slavery and empire and everything else we did.

askthestrongestdragonpokemon asked: "Hey Maggie!"

“Hiya, Cal!” Maggie ran up and hugged him tight. “How’re things in the Devonian oceans?”

So, this just happened…

So, this just happened…

I’m taking a little break from Tumblr.

This has been enforced.

I need to… to be away from here.

It’s nothing anyone did, and I am still able to be reached via Skype and Pesterchum (harryheath99 and pretentiousIgnoramus respectively), but this is something I need right now.

Maggie will return.

I love you all.

=’]

supershawarmalock:

notdavestrider:

t3r3z1s-dr4gon-c4p3:

loonylunalovegood97:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

They played together as a family.

They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.

And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?

They were also the first married couple on tv that showed to be sexually active!

Morticia has always been one of my most influential role models throughout my life. She and Gomez were my perfect Happily Ever After. :) Definitely worthy of my 2000th post.

I keep seeing this on my dash, and I find it hilarious that the counterpoint to the argument “Perfect couples don’t exist” is a fictional couple.

(via tyrant-of-tea)

yoccu:

we dont know yet how or why terezi’s eyes were healed, but we know that she was miserable before it happened

and we can guess that she was miserable after, too

Well, being miserable after it isn’t much of a deduction; she built her entire identity around being “the awesome blind chick” and having incredible super-senses taught to her by her lusus afterwards. With her sight back, she still has those gifts but they don’t matter as much, and consequentially she doesn’t think she matters as much.

(via xxmissnekoxx)